Joe Johnson — Ford F-650

Seven-time NBA All-Star Joe Johnson, who was referred to as “Iso Joe” for his talent on the court, owns this unbelievably huge truck. To get an idea of just how big it is, imagine that the Ford F-150, which is America’s best selling truck, simply pales in comparison to the size of this, a Ford F-650.

This truck will consume massive amounts of gas during normal commutes, but we guess that won’t be a problem for Johnson, who is, after all, a sports superstar. The total price he spent for this beast is reportedly around $200,000—the price of a home for us, but chump change for Johnson.